Book Pairings for Bigfoot Barleywine Style Ale
Enjoy your Adult Beverages with some high-quality reading? Here are a few suggested literary pairings:
Title: Fistful of Feet
Author: Jordan Krall
The seminal Bizarro Spaghetti Western, combining mysterious gunslingers, Cthulhu-worshiping Indians, and sexually-transmitted tattoos.
Title: Enormity
Author: W. G. Marshall
The strange tale of Manny, an American working in Korea, whose job, failed marriage, and small stature conspire to make him feel puny and insignificant… until a quantum explosion happens, and Manny awakens to discover that he is now bigger than life, a mile-high colossus.
Title: Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir
Author: Graham Roumieu
A touching memoir by the Big Guy, which shows that even though he’s bigger, hairier, and stinkier than humanity, he’s really the same, deep down inside.
Title: Cum for Bigfoot (The Monster Sex Series)
Author: Virginia Wade
I haven’t read this, but with a title like Cum for Bigfoot, and a synopsis that reads, “what begins as a flirty, fun filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them,” how could you possibly go wrong?